I’m excited to share with you this amazing diet I’ve been on. It’s real simple:
I cup of raw kale
I/4 cup of oatmeal
1/2 cup of greek yoghurt
1/3 cup soy milk
Blend until smooth.
Drink this daily for three months. Guaranteed to make you look and feel younger and more energetic. Want proof? See below.


LOVE it, Robert! Happy April Fool’s Day to you too!
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Welp!
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Stop this diet immediately, Robert, or you’ll regress to the womb! Happy April Fools’ Day!
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Oh wow Robert…But I’m not putting down my cookie(s)
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Great post! I am a little late, but still glad I found it! 🙂
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I tried it for over a month and it’s turning me into a girl! I could have just announced this without the diet. 😂
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